I’m happy and excited for you because you’re about to make a wonderful change in your environment. If you hire me, that is.
I’m a cool painter dude. Let’s leave it at that for now.
However, I would like to mention the top 4 reasons to hire me to paint your home or business.
1. We wait till after 5 PM to start drinking.
Haven’t you had enough of all those other painting contractors slobbering around drunk all day long? They really give the profession a black eye, and I’m personally embarrassed by their behavior.
“I love you, man.”
No you don’t. You’re drunk. Go home.
2. We have a drivers license.
I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of the way people drive around here. They obviously have never passed a test from the state of Florida stating they have the privilege of driving. With us, you get safe and courteous drivers traversing in a polite manner as we head over to your home or business.
3. We have our own transportation.
No longer will you have to go pick up the person who’s supposed to be working at your house. You don’t have time for that nonsense. With us you won’t have that problem.
4. We paint any color you want.
No longer are you stuck with bland black-or-white colors. We’re certified in the complete spectrum of all 6 million colors. So kick up your heels and live a little! Pick a color, any color. And we’ll paint it.