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Painting Magic

Welcome!  The adventure of a lifetime beckons…

It’s true.  You really did luck out here, when you stumbled upon this humble painter’s website.

Many of our customers prefer to get out their lawn chairs, prop up their feet, and just marvel at the magic that happens whenever we open a can of paint.

Others are content just breathing the rarefied air that only comes from being in the presence of the master painter working his craft.

Whichever category you find yourself fortunate enough to have landed, know that your troubles are over.

Life as you know it is about to change in ways you can’t even imagine at this point.

You will finally lose that extra weight. Your kids will behave better, and their grades will improve. Their teeth will straighten as if by magic.

You’ll probably even win the lottery.

These are only some of the good fortunes others like you have experienced upon hiring the humble painters shown on these pages.

So how will your life change? What good fortune awaits?

Nobody knows.

Nobody can say what will happen when we open our next can of magical elixir.

But you know it’s gonna be good! How good? Well, some people have been known to sell tickets to their friends and neighbors so they can bring their lawn chairs over… all in the hopes that some of the magic will rub off, and they too can lose weight without diet or exercise… have whiter teeth, and meet the man or woman of their dreams.

And when everything is said and done, isn’t that what it’s all about?

So if living a better life – a magical life – is important to you, then call us today!

And go take a nap if you want. You deserve it. We’ll paint around you.